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GHOSTF_CKERS!

you may have heard this dirty word on the radio, or been forced to listen to it stomp around on the funk'n'waffles stage, or perhaps some shadowy hipster whispered the curse in your partying ears.  

who is this GHOSTF_CKERS, you ask?  

why, it's the next best f_cking rock'n'roll extravaganza to hit the 'cuse since Lou Reed (received his honorary degree in english).

based upon the ghost-hunting principles of one Danila Usov:

GHOSTF_CKERS acts as an intermediary between the living and the dead.  

GHOSTF_CKERS primarily performs with and for commonplace ghosts of every walk of life. 

GHOSTF_CKERS consists of musicians, photographers, film-makers, and even an online college radio show.

GHOSTF_CKERS makes so much noise, nobody in the graveyard gets a wink.

GHOSTF_CKERS!

GHOSTF_CKERS! spit sex and drugs at funk'n'waffles

crazy woman blues feat. ms. whisper on the S.C.U.M.

gangstar

damariscotta

perfect day

travelin song

welcome to the revolution

rend me your ears.

some have claimed that TRAPdoorPRODUCTIONS is only a fictional entity.
whether or not this is true is irrelevant. there is a growing community of creative minds concerned for our generation's 'folk' art. nestled snuggly in a paradigm which offers instantly retrievable knowledge, simultanious long-distance communtication, and a ceaseless flood of pop culture outputs, it is difficult to find the effort to make anything oneself.
so come on out and make a sound. TRAPdoorPRODUCTIONS is on 

the look-out for:

oral historians
soundscape artists
creative non-fiction writers
clappers, stompers, shouters, warblers, nightengales, whistlers, and other body musicians
collectors of the eccentric variety
penandinkers, gookonstuffers, doodleinclassers, and any type of impressionmaker.
PLUS! other positions available by creative suggestion...

TRAPdoorPRODUCTIONs looks to help every imagination-minded troublemaker to be taken seriously.

write a letter to 

TRAPdoor's syracuse chapter:
ZA(ttic)
504 Greenwood Place
Syracuse, NY 13210
or email:
benjamine.mason@gmail.com

bientot,
pelirrojo